Sunday 14 February 2010

Bankers, eh?

It has all been a bit morbid in Ramsay Street of late, hasn't it? Baby deaths, relationship breakdowns, curly-haired teenagers placed in foster care. Where are the jollities?

Oh hang on, this should be a laugh, Donna's just invented this season's must have - The Shrugalero. Off she trotted to the bank, and despite having no business nous, no money, no potential clients and no profit margins - yes I have been watching Dragons' Den - she did a fashion show and got her hands on some spondulix.

That must be how bankers worked prior to the credit crunch. Picture this.

Customer - Can I have a mortgage?
Banker - Can you afford one?
Customer - No, but I can burp the alphabet
Banker - Of course you can have a mortgage.

I know something Zeke cannot have - Sunny. Ms Lee has trundled back off to Korea after she realised that her family would never let her stay in Oz and Neighbours bosses realised she was an awful character. Her leaving party was fun though. The lead singer of her favourite band looked like an oriental Dennis Taylor.

Speaking of appearances, Harry has taken my advice and decided to implement the ankle sock into his dress code. If only Rebecca would take my advice and indulge in some naked wrestling with Steph, Libby and Donna.

However, my TV highlight of the week - a concept in no way stolen from Harry Hill - was when Harold's store worker Jamilla verbally rinsed Paul when he asked what cakes were on offer. Not only does the girl speak, but she does it with attitude.

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